———> These are silly place holder testimonials, real ones coming soon <———

“He’s a swell guy, and knows how to clean a toilet”

——- Carmen, former major food vendor regional supervisor and current restaurateur

“He can really run his yap, and keep a crowd engaged and awake”

——- Amy, College Professor

“I can’t begin to count how many knives, forks, tables and chairs I’ve sold this guy over the decades. He knows what he’s doing.”

——- Jack, Restaurant Equipment Vendor GM

“After all those decades making that pizza dive so successful, he’s probably forgotten more about restaurants that I’ll ever know”

——- Brock, Bun Bakery shop owner